Saturday, April 4, 2015

"Hi I'm Tom!"

    If you've watched "50 first dates" you know what character Im really talking about. Meet 10 second Tom. Literally forgets you in ten seconds. So even if you said something meaningful and loving he'd forget it in ten seconds. Kind of like men. And if your a woman in the ENVD program this doesn't pertain to you. This post is completely directed to the male population who is studying architecture (or any man really, because you're all the same). I know you're lives are hectict and crazed with mounds of homework and projects that are Titus, however if you have a girlfriend I have a message for you. Do you know what we go through? We bend over IN HALF for you! We're patient (sometimes), kind (most the time) and hell, we even go out of our way to try to "understand" your super confusing models. You would think that after all is said and done the LEAST you could do is the basic God given tools you learned from day one. Elaborate you say? With pleasure! 1. Remember you're A,B,C's? The ones you learned in oh I don't know kindergarten? USE THEM! That means if plans change, COMMUNICATE THAT. I forgot though. You're verrryy busy (Playing soccer when you said you would be doing homework all day). 2. Woman are simple human beings! Men it's the little things. I know you don't have time for fancy dinners, extravagant thought out dates, and apparently nice texts (who knew). But leave a half a sentance for us to find on the back of any piece of paper, just simply saying "I love you" occasionally and we will be set for life..(maybe). And lastly, don't try to be apologetic when were you REALLY sorry you "forgot" to mention you couldn't pick me up? Because "homework" (soccer) was so time consuming you literally forgot? Not only will it completely piss us off, You've now earned yourself one venting session to my mom from me when I'm really mad at you and your points in her book, go down. God bless if my dad accidentally hears. So there you have it. I guess all in all you just have to remember one thing. Use your words. Otherwise you'll be written about in a blog for the whole world to read. And you think being forgotten is embarrassing? Try being remembered for being a monkey. You're all monkeys. And now you're a monkey who owes me a yhat. With the movie "50 first dates" always playing to remind you of how "forgetful" you just are.