Wednesday, October 15, 2014

When in doubt, get busy.

   I have never in my life waited for a boy. I am very independent and hate when I get vaulnerable. I don't care if your some hot, beautiful, perfectly sculpted man. I will not wait for you. However, I have found myself, yes you guessed it, waiting. (He must be the one since I'm waiting around CONSTANTLY for this kid.) Im not kidding, sometimes I check the time four or five times. Hate to break it to you but he's not done yet, how many times have we gone over this? He's not done now, and probably won't be In 2 weeks. Not to fear, I have found a temporary fix. Keep busy. I don't care what you do, or how you do it, find a freaking hobby. Do you think I enjoy running? Hell no, but it's something to do when the man is at work.. Plus it helps me stay sane by reminding me how I'm more miserable running than dating this sick major. It's not hard people. Find something that's worse than your problems and it'll distract you from your one true misery. Plus you'll get ripped in the process. 10 more years of this nonsense and I'll be getting a pedicure in my private jet.. And it'll allllll be worth it. One last time repeat after me, find a hobby, stay distracted, be happy.

Friday, October 3, 2014

I'm late! I'm late! I'm late!

          Everyone has seen Alice In Wonderland, and if you haven't your childhood has been robbed from you. It's one of the best movies of all time. There's the Mad Hatter, Alice of course and the White Rabbit who pertains very well to an architect. Dating an architect is like waiting for the white rabbit to be on time. If you know an architect well you'd know that they have no sense of time and or direction really. They only have one speed and its "work until you drop". And if you're the type of lover who waits for a simple text, or an update to know how far they are with their projects, well you will be very dissapointed in the end. You see they are never certain how long gluing puzzle piece size pieces together and then having to rebuild the same thing five more times will take. All they know is work. So if you're planning a date, make sure you tell them an hour before the actual time because let's face it. Their time management skills... Don't have anything to do with your reservations at 6:45 that you've been planning for almost  two weeks. All they care about is doing their work, and getting it done. Which is fairly reasonable I'd say. However expecting a time frame or a percentage of where they are in their work, well that would be like the white rabbit finally getting to his destination on time. And we all know there would be no Alice In Wonderland if that were the case. Quick checking your watch. He doesn't know and he won't in an hour. He's late. He's late. He's late.